Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #21166
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #14739
Socrates called beauty a short-lived tyranny; Plato, a privilege of nature; Theophrastus, a silent...
Quote #31907
We create our lives a thought at a time. And sometimes, it comes down...
Quote #17950
Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees...
Quote #32009
We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he...
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #15294
Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than...