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What I dream of is an art of balance.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
Quote #31521
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
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Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
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The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #24773
The barb in the arrow of childhood suffering is this its intense loneliness, its...