Quote #1764
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Quote #13524
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #29892
To be a housewife is … a difficult, a wrenching, sometimes an ungrateful job...
Quote #26773
A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #10603
My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible.
Quote #7977
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and...
Quote #22317
To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever...
Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...