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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…...
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A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by...
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be...
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We find greatest joy, not in getting, but expressing what we are. Men do...
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The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide...
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...