Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #19574
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one’s status in the eyes of...
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #32800
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Quote #25753
Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l’admire. (A fool always finds a...
Quote #12312
A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
Quote #3285
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Quote #5658
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #11345
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.