Quote #20169
It is in the gift for employing all the vicissitudes of life to one’s...
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #18388
There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our...
Quote #5401
It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of...
Quote #30524
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...
Quote #11244
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #29825
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Quote #16779
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Quote #6023
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that...