Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #3921
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #16791
Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made...
Quote #18499
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #7083
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
Quote #5218
Passion governs, and she never governs wisely.
Quote #20502
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.