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When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
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It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
Quote #3531
The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...
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I don’t really trust a sane person.
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The most disturbing and wasteful emotions in modern life, next to fright, are those...
Quote #32438
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...