Homer McLin Quote #29907 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Laertius Diogenes Quote #27201 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The question was put to him, what hope is and his answer was, The...
Dagobert D. Runes Quote #12176 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Dictators long ago found out it is easier to unite people in common hatred...
William Makepeace Thackeray Quote #22705 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower in...
Franklin P. Adams Quote #14545 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Paul Erdman Quote #23061 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The entire essence of America is the hope to first make money — then...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28279 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Elaine Richards Quote #3234 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28321 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wouldn’t be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut...
Alberta Lee Cox Quote #8037 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be...