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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a...
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don’t have that,...
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I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
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Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
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Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #32434
Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many.