Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
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The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
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Wear a smile and have friends, wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
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The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems...
Quote #23129
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
Quote #21852
There comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that...