Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #8266
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #10444
To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is...
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #15531
Pay no attention to what the critics say… Remember, a statue has never been...
Quote #16703
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #20818
This fellow’s wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves...
Quote #4387
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
Quote #11938
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;...
Quote #15530
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in...