Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #33387
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
Quote #13388
I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be...
Quote #11058
We might make mistakes but we will make other things too.
Quote #23734
In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
Quote #22675
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of...
Quote #21603
The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
Quote #4343
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #2244
Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.