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Brass bands are all very well in their place – outdoors and several miles...
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #19494
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #6035
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Quote #30688
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have...
Quote #12577
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Quote #17012
There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
Quote #3589
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris … no...
Quote #5605
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.