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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by...
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When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has...
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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
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An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
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Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively...
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...