Quote #28154
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #30437
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Quote #17079
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #29402
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #21936
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things...
Quote #26714
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #11073
Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.
Quote #21531
If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...