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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor’s a good brooch to wear in a...
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If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back...
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There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his...
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It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
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Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...