Quote #8888
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee.
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When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...
Quote #15184
The happiest people are those who think the most interesting thoughts. Those who decide...
Quote #13500
You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess...
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #18737
Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Quote #886
When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of...
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.