Quote #6557
Education – The ability to quote Shakespeare without crediting it to the Bible.
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My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you...
Quote #32750
So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the...
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #30361
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Quote #10247
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Quote #15548
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from...
Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #25136
I don’t believe in pessimism. If something doesn’t come up the way you want,...
Quote #5889
You only live once — but if you work it right, once is enough.