Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #31433
If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
Quote #3734
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
Quote #10931
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #19563
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
Quote #14640
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to...
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Quote #5361
Courage is found in unlikely places.
Quote #32270
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion.