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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #26728
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
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The Universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to...
Quote #5728
Focus on remedies, not faults.
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Many men die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
Quote #5568
When you drink the water, remember the spring.