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If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If...
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Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason...
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The most original authors are not so because they advance what is new, but...
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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
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There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.