Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #22277
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
Quote #19806
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #17860
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
Quote #10978
A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions–as attempts to find out...
Quote #17994
It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #30305
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
Quote #1959
Television: chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #4162
You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.