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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot...
Quote #31046
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we...
Quote #34903
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
Quote #17188
Science says ‘We must live,’ and seeks the means of prolonging, increasing, facilitating and...
Quote #19704
Be civil to all sociable to many familiar with few friend to one enemy...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...