Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #8800
And yet, as angels in some brighter dreams Call to the soul when man...
Quote #1459
It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #9363
Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #6894
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Quote #33713
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Quote #31989
Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
Quote #26241
Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect...