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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of...
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It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have...
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Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
Quote #3488
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...