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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Few great men could pass Personnel.
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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit: we cannot flower and grow without...
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Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
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The most exhausting thing you can do is to be inauthentic.
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And Jesus said unto him, ‘No man, having put his hand to the plough,...
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Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
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You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman?s name...
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