Quote #28091
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
Quote #9608
I believe in God like I believe in the sun, not because I can...
Quote #10287
It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #26666
In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
Quote #2304
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #2344
Thank God kids never mean well
Quote #29300
If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You...