Quote #19358
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
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Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It’s the aim of art to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19772
Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike...
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #23196
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the...
Quote #291
I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #21150
A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has...