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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an...
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Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to...
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Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the...
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
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No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #34877
1. Never tell everything at once.
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...
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For all its flaws, I would feel safer to have my children grow up...