Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #11770
All true wealth is biological.
Quote #13132
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
Quote #563
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #10515
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #11179
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Quote #2785
All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.