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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
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This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
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Life is too brief. I had a friend whom I intended to know better....
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Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of...
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to...
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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...