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We are slow to believe that which if believed would hurt our feelings.
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It is said an eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent a...
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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
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A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie,...
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Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. … The average...
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of...
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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...