Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #12737
Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Quote #4975
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat...
Quote #8019
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.
Quote #10377
Do you know what friendship is… it is to be brother and sister; two...
Quote #26963
We need not think alike to love alike.
Quote #1579
Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.
Quote #20927
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #24360
Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...