Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #8325
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
Quote #34738
Well, you’re either lovers or you’re wanting to be lovers or you’re trying not...
Quote #33432
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
Quote #19097
To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned...
Quote #83
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #22840
The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
Quote #326
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Quote #12143
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.