Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #10048
Limited expectations yield only limited results.
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #32196
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
Quote #9847
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
Quote #372
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #27640
Science and religion no more contradict each other than light and electricity.
Quote #15378
Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake...
Quote #1697
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...
Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...