Quote #8259
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
Quote #11415
Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
Quote #12372
Supreme happiness will be the greatest cause of misery, and the perfection of wisdom...
Quote #18270
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...
Quote #20687
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
Quote #541
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #13928
I used to be Snow White — but I drifted.
Quote #17233
A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.