Quote #23458
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #6488
We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a...
Quote #26319
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #11459
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #3138
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
Quote #32077
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #3841
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
Quote #28523
For every ailment under the sun, There is a remedy, or there is none…...