Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #8611
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...
Quote #5841
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #13795
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change.
Quote #30009
The obvious is always least understood
Quote #32935
He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life’s years.
Quote #21066
Enjoy things which are pleasant that is not the evil it is the reducing...
Quote #32941
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...