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Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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This above all to thine own self be true.
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Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
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So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.