Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #26140
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never...
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #19563
Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.
Quote #20136
We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty...
Quote #6243
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #23428
It’s a dangerous business going out your front door.
Quote #27101
Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
Quote #24137
I don’t know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world...
Quote #21617
One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a...