Quote #11477
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #2936
Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #25273
The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it...
Quote #5834
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
Quote #22851
Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh