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Where there is no belief in the soul, there is very little drama ....
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Success is never final, but failure can be.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Before Elvis, there was nothing.
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You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
Quote #23448
Seize today, and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow.
Quote #23884
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.