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Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
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I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
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There is a time for departure even when there is no certain place to...
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #6564
Why a duck?