Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #31993
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #12618
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
Quote #33430
Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
Quote #22151
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it.
Quote #33562
The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them...
Quote #33327
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #32625
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Quote #29548
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...