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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Do your work not just your work and no more, but a little more...
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The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
Quote #8528
The man who stops making new friends eventually will have none.
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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You don’t marry one person you marry three . the person you think they...