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It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
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You are the product of your own brainstorm.
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so...
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I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #25277
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
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Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh