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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these...
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
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When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost,...
Quote #15971
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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Anthropology is the only discipline that can access evidence about the entire human experience...
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I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist...
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Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its...
Quote #28092
The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...