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God made man because He loves stories.
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...