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To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
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Don’t let life discourage you everyone who got where he is had to begin...
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #485
I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #17873
Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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I have heard your views. They do not harmonize with mine. The decision is...
Quote #5446
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #30888
People come to poverty in two ways accumulating debts and paying them off.